This year Jeremy said that he didn't think he would have time to put up Christmas lights. I said that's totally fine because he has had a very busy schedule and a lot of stress. I thought to myself, it's okay if we don't have lights this year, or I thought if I really wanted them, it probably would be pretty simple.
So Jeremy had to go to Moab for work and I thought I will put up the lights and surprise him. This morning I got the the lights out at 10:45. First I got all the lights out, plugged them in and tested them, most of them worked, I messed with a few that had problems, and I threw a set away. I planned on taking about two hours to complete this task.
Jeremy's one rule was if I was going to try to put up the lights, I couldn't get on the roof. I know how dangerous roofs can be in the winter, but I thought I can do this. I will set the ladder up and climb up over the roof and them just connect the lights to the rain gutter. I climbed the ladder and got to the top and realized the pitch on the roof was much steeper than I had thought. I climbed down the ladder and thought about how the heck I could do this. I didn't have a ladder that was tall enough to set up and hang them while standing on the ladder. I came to the conclusion that I would have to just put the lights in the bushes and trees.
So I began decorating the bushes and I wasn't very happy with the way they were looking. My neighbor walked by and I asked her how she liked my red-neck Christmas lights. She said why don't you use my adjustable ladder and I will hold it for you and you can hang them from the rain gutters. Okay that will be great. We got her ladder and I removed all the lights from the bushes.
She helped me do three-forths of the roof and then I ran out of lights. So I had to run to Home Depot. Forty dollars later I had 7 new sets of lights and 3 extension cords. I got home and we finished the rest of the roof and then I did a few bushes. By this time it was 5:45 and dark. My two hour project turned into 7 hours.
I couldn't believe what a pain in the butt it was.
The sad thing is, is that it isn't that many lights, but I am not doing any more. And next year when Jeremy says he doesn't have time..... I will know exactly what he means.